That . . . explains like, practically nothing. But OK! You're clearly suffering from shock. Like, c'mon.

[Mimi helps Ed over to a bench and sits her down gently; a cursory examination of the patient reveals slices all over her body and glass shards sticking out every which way.]

. . . OK. So like, this is horribly unconventional, but like, I think you're probably going to pass out if you lose any more blood. We're gonna like, leave the glass where it is for now and totally patch up the rest of the cuts with actual bandages.