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[jammingwith]

[Is sitting in a large empty room somewhere with about fifty flashlights and various objects that seem to have absolutely no correlation whatsoever.

Ed is currently tinkering with one of the flashlights. What is she doing? I don't know, why don't you ask her and find out?]

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[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Rolls eyes, but stays quiet. Maybe she'll find out something interesting... and she's always got the laser. And with the two of them in their current states, she could probably beat the shit out of both of them no problem. But she doesn't really want to do that unless she has to, so she waits.]

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

I only recall making a mistake once... [Oh warning incoming crazy.] and you're wearing my programming right now.

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

Must've been twice if you're stuck here as a player model! Besides, if I had the option, I would've destroyed everything with your name tag on it ages ago!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear. She stands up slowly, ready to intervene if necessary. But still. Paying close attention.]

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

You seem to be here as well in that nice hostly shell, so obviously there's another addition to your string of failures! And is that so? One would think it was an improvement from what was there before...

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[ONE SECOND AWAY FROM BEATING YOUR SMARMY SHOTA FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT] Watch your mouth, you little pest!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Ooops. Intervention time, maybe? Ed steps directly between them and ninja pokes both their foreheads.]

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

[Just silent. Smirking. He's winning.]

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[askzcxljla poking what? And it was a good distraction too, enough to actually turn to Ed and o_Oa again before back to the shota. And the smirk does it. OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD ITS ON NOW Fuck the laser threat, trying to tear your eyes out now YOU WEREN'T USING THOSE RIGHT BB?]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Holy shit. Screw the laser, she tosses it aside and plants her hands on Skeith's back and pulls him over to the side and holds a finger up, as if she's reprimanding a misbehaving pet.]

NO.

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

[Actually I was! Meanwhile neutral expression but inside he's probably giggling like a little kid at recess watching their rival get yelled at by the monitor.]

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[Don't actually hear the scolding. Too busy trying to break away from the Ed and BURN THE WITCH kill the shota dead three times over. At least until common sense spawned from OW STUPID BODY FFFFFF kicks in. Then just ends up slumped against the metaphorical school monitor, gasping for air and coughing every few seconds. But still glaring at the shota. We'll get you for this gadget, just you wait >W!!!]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Holds him as he struggles and then when he slumps she shifts to support him better. She sighs and looks over at Kaz and frowns.]

Silly boys.

[Aaand she shuffles over and BITCHSLAPS Kaz. Because hell, they both deserve it, to an extent.]

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

[Hooray avatar absorbing most of the damage but OW that still stings like a mofo. Shifts his weight to keep from falling down and essentially does as he puts too much weight onto his crippled leg GHSJKGSDF thud.]

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[Still straining for air, but always has time to laugh at the shota. Thus, does so. LOL U FELL XD]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[OH BOYS. She looks at both of them scathingly.]

Probably a good idea if you both dropped and found healers.

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

[AT LEAST I CAN BREATHE WITHOUT CHOKING ON MY OWN BLOOD] Most of the better-known healers seem to have been put off-duty due to the prior kidnappings...

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[DIAF I'M GETTING BETTER AT HIDING IT. And takes the brief moment to use for recovering instead to be an asshole. Always worth it.] Like anyone would waste time on a failure like you anyway.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Contemplates dropping him for a split second but rejects it in favor of a light shaking as a reminder that she COULD drop him if she wanted to.]

There's gotta be someone.

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

[Manages to haul himself up to a sitting position, perhaps a bit chipper.] There very well could be. There are most likely people with healing abilities, they just don't go out of their way to make them public.

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[askdzkljclashakindwhyy ED YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE @_@ afk trying to break out again, though probably ending in another massive failure.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[LOL no not going to happen. Shifts again to hold him a little tighter... not enough to hurt, obviously, unless he struggles, but enough to keep him in place.]

Well then. Probably a good idea to find them.

[surpraizepitaph.livejournal.com]

Calling attention to one's injuries is not the best way to go about this. Discretion is the better part of valour.

[thefirstphase.livejournal.com]

[WE SAW THAT. Backhanded comments ftl. But hey MOTIVATION. Forces self back to a slightly-hunched standing position, ignoring the background reflex of hemorrhaging in favor of a deathglare of a thousand knives at the shota. DIE PLZ? ♥]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

And valor's reaaaaaally important when you can't stand up on your own. Pride is stupid.

[That comment very obviously directed at both of them, since Skeith is still using her support to an extent and Kaz is using his avatar mode as a support.]

You both are idiots.