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[jammingwith]

[Edward has obtained one (1) chessboard, complete with chess pieces. She's got them set up, and is sitting behind the white pieces. She's made a move, and just waits. She's very obviously second level, and it's rather clear she's silently inviting anyone who wants to play chess with her.

...but be warned, Edward is one hell of a chess player.]








((OOC: Chess time with Edward! Since I personally am terrible at chess, I propose the following: we pre-determine the winner, and then just hold the conversation or whatever, we don't have to document the moves. Or, if your character doesn't like chess, feel free to suggest another game or just have a conversation!))

Comments

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

Laser flashlights? Must have missed that.

[He's not distracted by the conversation. The bigger problem is that his blood is now about 80% proof.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

They were fun but the batteries didn't give enough power so they were good for about one lasering and then they were done.

[She can smell the alcohol. She's trying not to wrinkle her nose at it.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

Oh. Now I want one. Are there any left?

[Muahahahaha. Not Just as planned.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I'll look, though.

[More pieces and DEATH to one of your knights.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

Good idea.

[HAVE DEATH TO A BISHOP FOR REVENGE]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[OH NOES BISHOP ED WILL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER and take that castle over there since it's right out in the open near her knight.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[NOOOO! THAT POOR KNIGHT. HE WAS ONE WEEK AWAY FROM RETIREMENT! Have a PAWN ASSAULT!]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[AUGH NOOO but now it's time for strategic moving, no death for the moment.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[La la la strategic moving, too, although it's hard to do when you're floating on vodka cloud 9.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[She's not taking advantage of that, really she's not. Except, she is. A lot. She makes a lot of seemingly silly moves that will come back to bite him in the butt later.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Oh, they probably will. And maybe he'll catch onto half of them, but it's not quite enough, and he can't quite care.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Ed's the sneaky type like that. La la la oh dear was that your bishop? So sorry.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Bishop? Never needed him. Hope you don't mind missing a castle, though. La la la~]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Oh that was a setup to get your queen and check. :3]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Oh shi--ESCAPE PLAN BETA![

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[I'm assuming that means he got out of check. Well, she just smiles and makes a seemingly general move. There goes a pawn.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Oh, whatever, a pawn. Have some other general moves~]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[More moves, more pawns.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[La la la, he takes some pawns too.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[And more moves... careful she might be setting up something 8D]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Oh, and he would be, if not for the alcohol. But oh well! On we go!]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[And oh look by taking that castle she put her queen in a vulnerable position oh dearie me, but it's check.]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[Ah! Scramble, scramble the pieces and hope something works!]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Wow, he's getting weird. A few choice moves...]

[vodkadrinksyou.livejournal.com]

[And he's checkmated. Oh, damn.]

You win. For now, yes? I'll beat you next time, yes.