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WHOA.

[Ed's sitting upside-down on a bench somewhere]

EVERYTHING CHAAAAANGED.

It's all... SO DIFFERENT.

[Waaaaait a second...]

But waaaait... [she topples off of the bench and looks around, right-side up, this time]

NOW ED KNOWS... actually no, she doesn't. [sadface, :(]

[yeah, that sadface didn't last for very long.] HELLOOOOOO, FRIENDS. EDWARD IS VERY PLEASED TO MEET EVERYONE!!

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[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

SIRIUS THE FIIIIIIRST? ARE THERE MOOOOORE?

I AM EDWARD WONG HAU PEPELU TIVRUSKY THE FOURTH but you can call me eeeeedward.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

I SHOULD HOPE NOT. ONE OF ME IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.

Bless you.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

BUT THEN IF YOU HAD MORE OF YOU YOU COULD HAVE AN ARMY AND THEN TAKE OVER SOMETHING.

But Ed didn't sneeze.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

THEN I WOULD HAVE TO SPLIT THE WINNINGS WITH THE OTHER MES.

Bless you for when you do sneeze, then.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.

Oooookay then! Ed will save it for later.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

AND SO I AM SIRIUS THE FIRST AND ONLY.

Don't go losing it, either!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

BEING UNIQUE IS GOOD, TOO.

Oh, Edward will keep it safe and sound.

...as soon as she finds a place to keep it.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

QUITE SO.

Why not keep it-- [Points at your knee.] -- right there?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

YES.

[gasp!] It's perfect!

[slaps her knee and does a handstand]

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

[ajdvlhadjg you are relevant to Sirius' entertainment.] Brilliant!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Now it's safe for EVER and EVER.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

Make sure no one tries to steal it, of course.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[wide eyes]

But why would anyone want to steal it?

[grin]

Not that they could, of course.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

You can't trust some people. [firm nod.]

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[she's very confident.] They're not going to steal it.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

[big grin :D] I've got faith in you and your knees.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

It's just the one knee. BUT STILL. Thaaaanks.

[dogged-mischief.livejournal.com]

You never know when the other may come in handy. [HAVE A BOW.] You are most welcome.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

If Ed ever has anything else she needs to keep safe, then the other knee willlll be available. [Have a bow, yourself! Quite a flourish, too.]