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WHOA.

[Ed's sitting upside-down on a bench somewhere]

EVERYTHING CHAAAAANGED.

It's all... SO DIFFERENT.

[Waaaaait a second...]

But waaaait... [she topples off of the bench and looks around, right-side up, this time]

NOW ED KNOWS... actually no, she doesn't. [sadface, :(]

[yeah, that sadface didn't last for very long.] HELLOOOOOO, FRIENDS. EDWARD IS VERY PLEASED TO MEET EVERYONE!!

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[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

[Applause!] What about the rest of the time?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

I'm asleep.

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't have any energy in your sleep? Really, you've got loads of catching up to do.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

No, I do. But not as much.

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

I think you ought to practice more. Becoming a sport, it is.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Amazement!]

It is?

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you haven't been following the news!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Nope. Ed doesn't read or watch or listen or anything to the news.

[Conspiratorial whisper] It's boring.

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

[Srs bzns, whispering right back.] Don't want to go round saying that too often.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Still whispering, this is important!]

Why? What'll happen?

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

Nobody knows, but it's supposed to be downright horrific. [Hushed voice!]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[gasp! face of AWE.] Ed had no idea!

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

[Keeping his serious face, mustnotlaughjkshjks] Glad I let you know, then.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Ed is glad, too. Who knows what could've happened if FredGeorge hadn't told her. [Very very serious.]

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

Might've been disastrous.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

I could have died. In a horrible nasty squishy way.

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly. Died twice, even.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Very srs almost horrified nod, which an instant later disappears into a broad smile]

Thank you FredGeorge!!

[gredn0tforge.livejournal.com]

Anytime, really.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Perky grinned cartwheel! And wow, that tree is weird looking... there goes her attention]