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[Ed is, inexplicably, sitting cross-legged on a park bench, attempting to eat Chinese food with a pair of chopsticks. She's not so bad with the chopsticks, but is still struggling sometimes. How she got the Chinese food in the first place is a mystery.

She's also glancing at the newspaper, which is sitting next to her on the bench. It's open to a large ad proclaiming a sale on tube socks. She looks at it with curiosity, sticks out a foot and wriggles her toes, looking at them with a grin. Her feet are, as always, very bare.]

Ed tried wearing socks once. It was too weird.

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[cloudsofwhite.livejournal.com]

[Osaka joins in, airguitaring!]

~And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.~

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[Now Ed's using her chopsticks as a pretend microphone and dancing around!]

♫Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade!♫

[cloudsofwhite.livejournal.com]

[Osaka's using the chopsticks as makeshift drumsticks.]

~Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.~

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

[cloudsofwhite.livejournal.com]

~And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.~

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

[cloudsofwhite.livejournal.com]

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find...

[cloudsofwhite.livejournal.com]

‘Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault...

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

onto Optimus Prime! But they collided in the air,
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh!

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Ultimate Showdown...