Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

[TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH MUST NOT GO CRAZY GHSKGJSHDFS GET DOWN THERE] Shouldn't you be botching a job somewhere? If it wasn't for your little Russian nursemaid I could have said the same for you... [Idly looking at his hands now, although they're clean.]

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[Kekekeke so much fun to poke the crazy.] Sorry, was the old man saying something? That's what you get for not being able to finish anything you start. [Read as: FAILURE]

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[Is testing laser now.

Oh hey, did she just burn a small hole in that concrete pillar? I think she did.

Very casually looks back at the boys and smiiiiiles.]

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[Just barely hanging on now. MUST BEHAVE IN FRONT OF COMPANYYYYY] I thought I heard... why yes, it was the sound of inconsequential failure? Perhaps with some improvement it'll be worth something someday... Oh, it wouldn't have been fair to take advantage of your current weak state to do that...

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You really shouldn't talk about yourself like that. Even if it is true. Please don't worry about me~ I still managed to get you pretty good all things considered~

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[Coughs rather loudly to get attention and raises Mr. Flashlight Laser.

Aaaand fires it directly between them. Hole in the wall get.]

Oops.

[VERY POINTED LOOK.]

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So says the future toilet brush... [Hoshit wall laser hole what.]

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Ten bucks says I can impale your other side if you don't shut it with that already. [Jumps a bit at the sudden LASER WHOOOOOOOO Then just turns to Ed with a o_Oa]

... Huh.

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[Oh good she has their attention.]

You start fighting I laser you both.

[Grins brightly.]

Might be fun! We could test it!

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You'd have to get close enough, first. [Looking at his fingers again dum dee dee oh my.] Test the laser? it seems to be working, well enough...

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Is that an invitation? [Shrugs and looks away.] Sure, go ahead! Maybe you can take out the god complexed wannabe first~

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[Sudden head tilt. Now hey isn't that interesting.]

Oooooh?

[Looks from Skeith to Kaz.]

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[Shakes his head, looking disappointed.] Such harsh words! You're still bitter about being yoked, aren't you?

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[Okay fuck the pleasantries, sorry Ed.] I'd be less bitter about it if you stopped claiming me as your property! Haven't you fucked up enough times this decade?!

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[Rolls eyes, but stays quiet. Maybe she'll find out something interesting... and she's always got the laser. And with the two of them in their current states, she could probably beat the shit out of both of them no problem. But she doesn't really want to do that unless she has to, so she waits.]

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I only recall making a mistake once... [Oh warning incoming crazy.] and you're wearing my programming right now.

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Must've been twice if you're stuck here as a player model! Besides, if I had the option, I would've destroyed everything with your name tag on it ages ago!

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[Oh dear. She stands up slowly, ready to intervene if necessary. But still. Paying close attention.]

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You seem to be here as well in that nice hostly shell, so obviously there's another addition to your string of failures! And is that so? One would think it was an improvement from what was there before...

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[ONE SECOND AWAY FROM BEATING YOUR SMARMY SHOTA FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT] Watch your mouth, you little pest!

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[Ooops. Intervention time, maybe? Ed steps directly between them and ninja pokes both their foreheads.]

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[Just silent. Smirking. He's winning.]

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[askzcxljla poking what? And it was a good distraction too, enough to actually turn to Ed and o_Oa again before back to the shota. And the smirk does it. OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD ITS ON NOW Fuck the laser threat, trying to tear your eyes out now YOU WEREN'T USING THOSE RIGHT BB?]

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[Holy shit. Screw the laser, she tosses it aside and plants her hands on Skeith's back and pulls him over to the side and holds a finger up, as if she's reprimanding a misbehaving pet.]

NO.

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