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[jammingwith]

[Here we see Edward sleeping peacefully in her new bed in her new home at 951 Beulah Street. As morning dawns, she wakes up, and yawns, very cat-like, stretching and wriggling around in her bed. It's at this point she reaches out and knocks the phone on her bedside table off the hook.

At first, she doesn't notice that she's in a completely new place.

Then, she starts to notice. But she takes a while to wake up, so it doesn't really compute.

And finally it hits her. She sits up quickly, looks around, and GASPS.]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[She leaps out of bed and notices that she's actually wearing a nightgown, which confuses her further.]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[Ed just starts looking around the room, under the bed, in every nook and cranny she can find, opening drawers, shuffling through clothes and generally making a mess of things as she looks around. It looks like she's looking for something in particular, but she's not, really, she's just looking.]

WHERE IS EDWARD? WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOON?

Comments

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Calm down. You've been brought to a place called Mayfield.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't realize that it's the phone at first.]

WHATWHAT?

[Ohayphone cool. She looks at it funny for a second, then picks it up.]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[Oh goodness...]

You've been brought to a place called Mayfield. Supposedly set in 1950s America.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[thinkthinkthink she knows something about that...]

Weird.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's what most of us think.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Soooooooooo now what?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Hello? Hello? Are you there?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[She scrambles over to the phone.]

Hellohellohelloooooo?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Yes, hello. Were you trying to call someone?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooo who're you?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Sophie Jenkins.

Then are you new here?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Sophiesophiesophie

Here. Yes? New. Maybe?

I'm confused.

wtf new neighbor is loud

[legberjack.livejournal.com]

[An angry, angry man is outside your window. You have any idea what time it is?!]

OI, WOMAN.

SHUT IT, WE CAN HEAR YOU DOWN THE GODDAMN STREET.

8D

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[AUGH THERE IS A WEIRD MAN GO AWAY]

AUUUUGH WHO ARE YOU WEIRD WEIRD MAN

whoops ignore the post with the horrendous spelling

[legberjack.livejournal.com]

[lost irony is lost]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE WAKING THE NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU TWAT

ignoring!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS NOT HELPING HER SITUATION]

STOP YELLING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[legberjack.livejournal.com]

[WHO CARES, I'M AN ANTAGONIST]

YOU STARTED IT

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[legberjack.livejournal.com]

...

[braided_icarus]

...What? Another...Ed?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[oops, shouting.]

Whaaaaat?

[braided_icarus]

Look, you're obviously...new here. This town is called Mayfield. You have to "earn" back your stuff through the events that go on here. And nobody has yet figured how to get home either, so don't ask.

A girl...called...Edward...what the hell...?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Okay.

Yesyes, Edward. Something wrooooooooong with that?

[braided_icarus]

Just....it's..Edward is a boy's name, you know that, right?

[petite-devil.livejournal.com]

You are trapped!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Heard.

Why?