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[jammingwith]

[Here we see Edward sleeping peacefully in her new bed in her new home at 951 Beulah Street. As morning dawns, she wakes up, and yawns, very cat-like, stretching and wriggling around in her bed. It's at this point she reaches out and knocks the phone on her bedside table off the hook.

At first, she doesn't notice that she's in a completely new place.

Then, she starts to notice. But she takes a while to wake up, so it doesn't really compute.

And finally it hits her. She sits up quickly, looks around, and GASPS.]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[She leaps out of bed and notices that she's actually wearing a nightgown, which confuses her further.]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[Ed just starts looking around the room, under the bed, in every nook and cranny she can find, opening drawers, shuffling through clothes and generally making a mess of things as she looks around. It looks like she's looking for something in particular, but she's not, really, she's just looking.]

WHERE IS EDWARD? WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOON?

Comments

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[oops, shouting.]

Whaaaaat?

[braided_icarus]

Look, you're obviously...new here. This town is called Mayfield. You have to "earn" back your stuff through the events that go on here. And nobody has yet figured how to get home either, so don't ask.

A girl...called...Edward...what the hell...?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Okay.

Yesyes, Edward. Something wrooooooooong with that?

[braided_icarus]

Just....it's..Edward is a boy's name, you know that, right?

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

No. It's my name.

[braided_icarus]

But it's my name too! It's supposed to be for guys, you're a girl!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Ed can have whatever name she wants.

[braided_icarus]

But you're...a girl!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Sooooooooooo?

[braided_icarus]

So you can't have a boy's name! That....that's just wierd!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

No. Isn't. Ed likes her name.

[braided_icarus]

BUT YOU'RE A GIRL!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

NAMED EDWARD. GET OVER IT.

[braided_icarus]

But I'm Edward, and I was here first!

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Soooooo? Ed can be Ed too.

[braided_icarus]

But you're a girl, girl's aren't called Ed....

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Ed is. So there.

[braided_icarus]

Fine. You can be Ed Number Two or something then. We need some way of differentiating between us so everyone doesn't get confused.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

No. Edward is Edward. People get confused that's their problem.

[braided_icarus]

So each time someone asks for Ed we'll both answer to find out which one? That's just annoying.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

Fine. Girl Edward, boy Edward. But Ed isn't introducing Ed as Girl Ed.

[braided_icarus]

I guess that'll have to do.

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

You're silly.

[braided_icarus]

[Sound of tongue being poked out. Yeah, he's mature.]

[timeforjam.livejournal.com]

[She snickers.]